About Me

Me Me Me

No I didn't manage to find a photo that wouldn't scare young children so I thought "what the hell" and went for not only a scary human but added some scary animals too.

Birthdate/place: 20/12/1984 / Falkirk, Stirlingshire

Hair/eyes: dark blonde/ blue

Martial status: single (hear that lads! Form an orderly que please!)

History: Have lived in Falkirk all my life, went to school at Falkirk High and complete a joint honours degree in biology & software engineering at Oxford Brookes University, those are the only interesting things I've done in my life so far (aside from the time I got my head stuck in the school railings)

Previous occupations: Shop assistant, Assistant Ranger at local wildlife reserve, Researcher, Web designer, Assistant librarian (current job)

Hobbies: Animals & Football are the main ones. I follow my local team Falkirk FC home and away and have done so since I was about 5. I started keeping fish when I was young, moved onto hamsters, then got stick insects, then got snakes, then got lizards, then got giant millipedes, then got giant cockroaches, then got tarantulas, then got scorpions (most of these currently live in my room). I also enjoy swimming, going to the gym, cycling, web/graphic design and a bit of photography.

Ambitions: To land a job I enjoy doing, I did have "to get a boa constrictor" written here but I've got one now!

Instruments played: Does the Playstation 2 count as an instrument?

My pets!

My house currently plays host to...

4 scorpions (Kier *pictured*, Kiera & two nameless babies)

20 tarantulas (Buffy, Fluffy, Shadow, Raven, Vesper, Whisper, Keet, Storm, Thunder, Lubnaig, Rajin, Pedro, Bonny, Aristole, Rochelle *pictured*, Deik, Seifer, Ruce, Terra, & Venechar)

A corn snake (Oscar)

A boa constrictor (Tyree)

1 slow worm (Eirinn leaving Harris's picture up but she died recently)

30-40 giant millipedes (most don't have names - can't tell them apart)

10 or so giant cockroaches (got them to feed the tarantulas but they were too cute)

20 or so stick insects (don't have names - can't tell them apart)

Tank of tropical fish

Tank of cold-water fish - 2 shubunkins (Russ *pictured*, Rosie), 1 goldfish (Ruggles), 2 weather loaches