One F in Falkirk

I always used to love rattling the window of Kynoch's when passing and watch them all go mental.

They're not as good as they used to be.

a think you should be in the windae alang wi them

Four out of 11 words f'cked up. And he's a monkey?

no sense of humour ya fanny.

I have my own monkey, but I share him with a few others.
He sometimes wears a bow tie.
He has a gimp foot though, and is slightly smaller than your average monkey.
He is a monkey though and a very beautiful monkey at that.
He is quite fat for a monkey, but he is lovely.

Monkey.

There's a pet shop outside Parkhead selling Tony Mowbray's Heid

I think the competition from people rattling cages on here may have proved too much for Kynoch's. Some of the monkeys still go mental though.

More to the point, what did they sell in that Depot for Rendalls place next to Kynochs?
Prosthetics? WTF were they?
I was always too scared to go in and have a look.

I was more often in the pawn shop next door.

Much prefered when they sold wasps.

"But we don't sell Wasps!"

"Well you've one in the window."

The old ones are the best ones.

Why, I thank you!!

Aren't they Just?

You have opened yourself up for the next comeback there.

"1 from 6, getting better"..........