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BIG LONG LIST OF FUNNY FOOTBALL QUOTES

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush

Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today' - Steve Lomas

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock - Barry Venison

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet - David Beckham

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had - David Beckham

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best - Alan Shearer

Sometimes in football you have to score goals - Thierry Henry

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league - Mark Viduka

We lost because we didn't win - Ronaldo

I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable - Paul Gascoigne

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well - Alan Shearer

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona - Mark Draper

You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out - Peter Shilton

I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester - Stan Collymore

Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match - Ian Wright

It was a big relief off my shoulder - Paul Gascoigne

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel - Stuart Pearce

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7 - David Beckham

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked - Richard Rufus

There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between - Gary Lineker

It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result - Graham Taylor

We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match - Ruud Gullit

The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away - Alex Ferguson

In a year's time, he's a year older - Bobby Robson

The first 90 minutes are the most important - Bobby Robson

Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness - Graham Taylor

As I've said before and I've said it in the past... - Kenny Dalglish

He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head. - Glenn Hoddle

I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week - Jack Charlton

If they hadn't scored, we would've won - Howard Wilkinson

Paolo Di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored - Bryan Robson

We keep kicking ourselves in the foot - Ray Wilkins

I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different - Glenn Hoddle

Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them - Arsene Wenger

It wasn't going to be our day on the night - Bryan Robson

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish - Graham Taylor

If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen - Terry Venables

The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory - David Coleman

Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland - David Coleman

Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them - Peter Jones

This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser - Alan Green

Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin - Mike Ingham

Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on - John Helm

It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday - Radio 5 live

The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee - Mike Ingham

Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil - Barry Davies

West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark - John Helm

You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals - Alan Green

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head - Derek Rae

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve - John Greig

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0 - Ian Darke

I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction - Archie MacPherson

McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee - Martin Tyler

It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road - Alan Green

Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm - Barry Davies

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer - David Acfield

Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras - Peter Jones

Forest have now lost six matches without winning - David Coleman

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again - Terry Venables

I'm not a believer in luck..... but I do believe you need it - Alan Ball

Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs - Ron Atkinson

Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet - James Sanderson

He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him - Bobby Robson

The shot from Laws was precise but wide - Alan Parry

Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different - Trevor Brooking

Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them - Malcolm McDonald

Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead - Tom Ferrie

A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave - John Hollins

And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds - Peter Jones

What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal - Jimmy Hill

Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails - Richard Park

In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale - John Lyall

I would also think that the action replay showed it to be worse than it actually was - Ron Atkinson

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better - Ron Atkinson

Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals - Peter Withe

I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs... - Andy Gray

The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes - Steve Coppell

They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them - Brian Moore

...an excellent player, but he [Ian Wright] does have a black side - Gary Lineker

We say 'educated left foot'... of course, there are many players with educated right foots - Ron Jones

Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him... - Kevin Keegan

And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it anyway - John Motson

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